Exposing Myself

I want to expose myself but I don't want anyone to look.
No; I want everyone to look, but I don't want anyone to see.
Or perhaps peek through their fingers and then forget all about it.
Or not realize it was me, unless they think about it later. Much later.
Or I want to expose myself completely but veiled.
Or a photograph, but only the negative, so obviously not with a digital camera.
Or just from the side that doesn't look like me.
Or that people would only realize was me much later when it was too late and they weren't really sure and anyway I was gone.