Great moments in reparté (a continuing series)

Great moments in Yohalemesque reperté and riposte, first in an ongoing (we should be so lucky) series:

"Were you a rocker?"
"No, I was more of a Récamier chaise-longue."

"Why would I want to join a group that would accept me as a member?"
"Thank you, Groucho Marx."
"We're in a chat room. Try communicating on-line in the style of Harpo Marx."

"What are you doing after Pride?"
"Well, lust is traditional, but this year I think I'm going for gluttony and sloth."